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Kiddos & Mamas Do the Darndest Things

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Author: Sharon Waller Knutson
Binding: Paperback
ISBN: 9789390601943
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Publisher: Cyberwit.net
Pub. Date: 2022
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Price: $15
 
 

In Kiddos & Mamas Do the Darndest Things, Sharon Waller Knutson explores the concept of maternal surrogacy in a society that already worships its mothers — the good ones, and bad. Her maternal surrogacy includes the special bonds she shares with a bevy of other women’s children, who span all ages and socioeconomic status. In the haunting poem “Blood Mother,” we meet her adorable charge, a blonde, curly-head cherub toddler, the son of a friend, who is in a custody battle: The judge gave his father weekend / visitation although he threatened / to drown him if I didn’t come back. A few lines later we learn his sad fate: He is still in his Dodger cap and jacket / when he is found floating face down /in the river two days after he goes missing. In “Best Mom in the World,” we’re introduced to one of Knutson’s colleagues as she drinks coffee out of a mug, engraved: Best Mom in the World. But when Knutson arrives at her four-story home for dinner, madame is in the bubble bath and Knutson goes into mother-mode, playing Scrabble with two of the children while bouncing a toddler on her knee. Her colleague makes a grand entrance in stiletto heels and turquoise gown: We’re going to the country club, she announces / handing me a slinky red dress that fits like a stocking / I told you not to touch Mommy. It’s adult time. You will meet “The Woman with Fifteen Children,” “The Baby Mama from Hell,” and her “Doppelganger Daughter,” who both bear a striking resemblance to Goldie Hawn. You will find yourself submerged in these story-poems that play out like vignette films due to Knutson’s distinct gift for storytelling.

Carolynn Kingyens, author of “Before the Big Bang Makes a Sound” and “Coupling.”

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Sharon Waller Knutson

Sharon Waller Knutson is a retired journalist who was born in Montana and now  lives in Arizona. She has published ten poetry books including My Grandmother Smokes Chesterfields (Flutter Press 2014,) What the Clairvoyant Doesn’t Say and Trials & Tribulations of Sports Bob (Kelsay Books 2021) and Survivors, Saints and Sinners and Kiddos & Mamas Do the Darndest Things (Cyberwit 2022) and The Vultures are Circling (Cyberwit 2023.) Her work has also appeared in more than 50 journals.


 
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